About Sugar_bear
im sugar bear (aka allison). I live in raleigh, north carolina, but im orginally from seattle, washington. my favorite color is blue, my favorite sport is hockey, my favorite number is 3. if you dont care why are you reading this?
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Sugar_bear's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States
By Ouchithurt - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 07:55 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 July 2009 09:23 / United States
By arsenic660 - / Thursday 30 July 2009 03:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

By treegirl - / Sunday 26 July 2009 05:57 / United States