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Stoptrying's favorite FMLs

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

By poop towel / Thursday 15 September 2011 19:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

By ppp / Wednesday 14 September 2011 04:12 / United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

By brinn / Friday 16 September 2011 05:15 / United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

By jake - / Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:13 / United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

By .. / Tuesday 13 September 2011 14:48 / United States