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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

By mandy - / Saturday 5 September 2009 02:19 / United States

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

By Awkward / Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:29 / United States - Redmond

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

By joecool3426 - / Thursday 3 October 2013 06:23 / United States

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 September 2013 06:15 / United States - San Diego