About Stealthy_ninja
No need to be afraid...its only me. Now move along. Nothing to see here ;)
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    40%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
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    3%
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    21%
  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    84%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Stealthy_ninja's favorite FMLs

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 March 2013 04:57 / United States - Blue Springs
By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:33 / United States - Carrollton
By anonymaiacciu - / Saturday 22 December 2012 01:16 / France
By afraidtosleep / Saturday 13 October 2012 06:35 / United States - Houston