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Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

By waterproblem - / Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:10 / United States

Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

By duderboi99 - / Monday 25 May 2009 19:45 / United States

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

By boardman - / Monday 25 May 2009 02:17 / United States

Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - / Monday 25 May 2009 08:54 / United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

By wtf. - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:46 / United States