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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • I moderated this!

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Spreadthejoy's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

By cortanaisahobot / Thursday 19 July 2012 20:29 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

By Bontempi - / Thursday 19 July 2012 18:55 / France

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 23 June 2012 14:59 / Ireland - Cork

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

By blah56 / Saturday 23 June 2012 05:17 / United States - Vine Grove

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

By hakura madada / Friday 22 June 2012 19:41 / Japan - Tokyo