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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    9%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
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    5%
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    98%
  • One more and it's business time

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Sourskittle95's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

By wow - / Monday 15 April 2013 18:36 / Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

By bntje - / Sunday 14 April 2013 20:39 / Netherlands - Holten

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 April 2013 01:14 / United States - Pearland

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

By unknown / Sunday 7 April 2013 04:26 / United States - Cape Coral

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

By Mr.no contacts - / Sunday 31 March 2013 07:00 / New Zealand - Auckland