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Somebodyknowsme's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 5 July 2012 04:01 / Canada - Brampton

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 July 2012 17:09 / United States

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

By audreyav / Saturday 30 June 2012 08:10 / United States - Dallas

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

By zombieguyswife - / Thursday 28 June 2012 23:44 / United States - Branson

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 26 June 2012 05:44 / United States