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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32 / United States

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

By socksoffire - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:22 / United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

By disturbed - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 01:34 / United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

By liu_kang / Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:55 / United States

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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