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By RC3Welly - / Friday 9 March 2012 22:58 / United States
By frozensolid - / Thursday 24 January 2013 21:25 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

By Bouh - / Thursday 27 December 2012 04:04 / France - Paris

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

By Karim / Wednesday 12 December 2012 05:29 / France - Aix-en-provence
By sonofahypocriticalwhore - / Friday 7 December 2012 17:06 / United States