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Smk_foo's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

By lacy / Saturday 1 March 2014 08:23 / United States - Louisville

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

By lovely - / Wednesday 26 February 2014 18:53 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

By viviham / Friday 4 May 2012 12:08 / United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

By dumbo - / Friday 29 May 2009 20:14 / United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

By not getting laid / Sunday 13 October 2013 14:38 / United States - San Antonio