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Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States
By secretdoll - / Tuesday 9 November 2010 07:51 / United States
By Tai / Sunday 31 October 2010 13:30 / Australia
By Anonymous / Saturday 30 October 2010 05:07 / New Zealand
By Annie / Saturday 16 October 2010 08:20 / India