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I killed your dog so I'd be the only bitch in your life
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Smileq6's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

By Unwanted / Thursday 2 August 2012 06:50 / United States - Fallbrook

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 23 June 2012 13:11 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

By picklet - / Saturday 12 May 2012 14:36 / Malaysia - Kajang

Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML

By Magicgwen / Thursday 26 April 2012 20:45 / France - Paris