About Slushpup9696
No need to get mad at me. I'm just a cat sitting on a newspaper.
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  • Beginner

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    21%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    42%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    126%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    121%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
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Slushpup9696's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 November 2011 00:04 / Reserved

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

By S. Bauer - / Wednesday 2 November 2011 13:50 / Portugal

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 September 2011 14:39 / United States

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

By Extended_desktop - / Sunday 11 September 2011 17:53 / Poland

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

By dontfencemein - / Friday 22 July 2011 04:25 / United States