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I don't like people.
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    15%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    57%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
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Sleaves's favorite FMLs

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

By Gen / Wednesday 17 December 2008 09:40 / France

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 4 February 2016 22:19 /

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

By anonymous / Monday 25 January 2016 14:09 / United States - Waxhaw

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 19 January 2016 01:46 / United States - Encino

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

By mouse_13 - / Friday 15 January 2016 06:28 / United Kingdom - Bicester