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Skxrot's favorite FMLs

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

By now have a cat / Thursday 24 April 2014 20:52 / United States - Glenview

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

By vegas-81 / Monday 10 February 2014 03:39 / France

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 December 2013 20:18 / Jamaica - Kingston

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:10 / United States - Miami