About Skittycat213
I have a soft spot for fml's that your first reaction is "...whoops". I'm an aspiring Gunsmith. Also, my cat likes to watch NASCAR with me. =^.^=
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Skittycat213's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 December 2012 15:55 / United States - Amsterdam

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

By jennabee97 - / Saturday 8 November 2014 23:02 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

By MegasaurusRex89 - / Saturday 18 October 2014 00:04 / United States - Daly City

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

By Drafrica - / Monday 13 October 2014 10:20 / South Africa

Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML

By GallowsHumor - / Monday 15 September 2014 20:28 / Finland