About Skaterchick1912
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  • The thumb strikes back

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Skaterchick1912's favorite FMLs

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 May 2013 23:16 / Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

By How strange / Saturday 20 April 2013 12:02 / United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

By immaturity all around - / Sunday 31 March 2013 17:55 / United States

Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML

By Wallz99 - / Friday 19 April 2013 06:00 / Pakistan - Plot

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 April 2013 09:17 / United States