About Singingfreak525
Looking at my favorites I feel heartless. Most of them are favorited because they are funny, but some are because they broke my heart and I want to remember them.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • 50 favorites

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Happy ending

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • One more and it's business time

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Singingfreak525's favorite FMLs

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 August 2012 23:39 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

By Amy - / Thursday 10 May 2012 19:14 / Canada - Prince George

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

By lexii / Saturday 5 May 2012 05:01 / United States

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

By thepigeonsfriend - / Monday 7 May 2012 14:08 / United Kingdom

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 May 2012 11:44 / United States