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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

By jseid2 / Wednesday 15 January 2014 05:54 / United States - San Leandro

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

By bear food / Wednesday 8 January 2014 04:37 / United States - Anaheim

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 19 April 2013 10:17 / Germany - Berlin

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

By thanks gramps / Friday 19 April 2013 07:27 / Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML

By s0m3guy2010 / Friday 19 April 2013 00:06 / United States