About Shutupmichaela
sadly, no, I am not Hayley Williams from Paramore.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    33%
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    49%
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Shutupmichaela's favorite FMLs

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

By 50sStyle - / Monday 12 June 2017 19:00 / United States - Hartland

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

By worldsmosthonestdad - / Friday 12 May 2017 14:00 /

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

By I guess not - / Tuesday 2 August 2016 13:24 /

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

By Shitty day / Tuesday 24 May 2016 05:59 / United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

By -__- - / Saturday 26 December 2015 13:41 /