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Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 January 2011 00:07 / United States

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 24 November 2010 02:37 / Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

By Username / Tuesday 23 November 2010 06:50 /

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

By lisacasabonita - / Friday 12 November 2010 16:31 / United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

By flying13 - / Wednesday 3 November 2010 07:27 / United States