About Shanemaximo
I enjoy cock fighting, illegal offshore gambling, illegal INshore gambling, alcohol and very soft linens.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Shanemaximo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

By MID12 - / Monday 23 March 2009 17:22 / United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

By deadhamster / Friday 3 February 2012 18:29 / United States

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

By Arielle - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:07 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

By honey soy / Sunday 29 January 2012 06:31 / Australia

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

By Tiana / Sunday 29 January 2012 02:34 / Canada