About Shaka_z_0929007
Just the average fan girling teen.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Shaka_z_0929007's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

By Noname / Saturday 24 January 2009 19:14 / United States

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

By vanillatwilight2 - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 04:50 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

By friedbutter / Sunday 28 October 2012 14:53 / Canada - Pickering

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

By Jessica / Friday 19 October 2012 01:57 / United States

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 16 October 2012 01:19 / United States - Evansville