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Sh00t's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

By Craigslist is Evil. / Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:12 / United States - Dickson

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

By Misaki18 / Tuesday 3 September 2013 17:13 / United States

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

By xxSecretAngelxx / Monday 19 August 2013 18:35 / United States - Fayetteville

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

By why / Saturday 17 August 2013 14:18 / United States - Lexington

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

By lawman - / Thursday 15 August 2013 13:34 / Denmark - Copenhagen