About Sexyschei
well I am really chilled and laid back, I can be a total clutz, and random as hell like a stoner.
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Sexyschei's favorite FMLs

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

By brokedick - / Monday 12 December 2011 06:23 / United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

By Mary / Sunday 4 December 2011 22:47 / United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

By anne - / Saturday 17 December 2011 03:46 / United States

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

By Annon / Saturday 26 November 2011 11:38 / Australia

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

By notgoodenough / Friday 25 November 2011 17:20 / United States