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Sevlen's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

By anonymous.. - / Friday 3 September 2010 00:29 / United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:20 / United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML

By thanxguys - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:03 / United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 March 2010 02:09 / United States