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Seabreezy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

By meeee - / Thursday 21 March 2013 10:01 / United States

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

By butnotlikethat - / Saturday 16 March 2013 00:05 / China - Nanchang

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - / Monday 18 March 2013 18:10 / Ireland - Enfield

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

By fmlman / Friday 15 March 2013 05:44 / United States - Rawlins

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

By ldn - / Thursday 21 March 2013 17:54 / Slovenia - Domzale