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  • I moderated this!

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  • Mobility

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  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

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  • Inception

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  • I like your style

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    79%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    95%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    20%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    16%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    32%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Saymynamess's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

By Buzz / Friday 28 November 2008 05:35 / France

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

By fabz - / Friday 27 November 2015 12:39 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

By sydcaller618 / Tuesday 24 November 2015 03:23 / United States - Richmond

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

By Quicky5_ - / Tuesday 3 November 2015 06:58 / United States - Jasper

Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML

By prick - / Friday 30 October 2015 21:53 / United States - Dover