About Savannahmckay69
im an abzelute sik kehnt n u suk pniz lol c'è la vie, keep telling yourself that. oh why am i so rude? your the first here ever, in eternity so; hello there. - 5 THINGS TO TELL YOU QUICK GO okay- my favourite colour is red. Secondly, Im not really a testosterone-filled specimen I just prefer you to address me as mister - you filthy peasant. Thirdly, I like: English literature, Italy, italian soccer, soccer, sleeping, b3in @ $uP3r Co01 B1oG93r, playing x-box 360, taking perf. pics and watching Sherlock Holmes and plenty more. And fourthly, I try to live by a guideline; never reveal ev-er-ything you know.
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By Anonymous - / Saturday 5 January 2013 00:56 / Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States