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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

By Byron fiddles - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:57 / Hungary

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 February 2010 05:15 / United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

By brileyyyy / Tuesday 12 January 2010 03:40 / United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

By shoes - / Saturday 2 January 2010 02:45 / United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 10 December 2009 13:08 / United States