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Sarahbear499's favorite FMLs

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

By Noname / Thursday 22 January 2009 23:27 / Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

By so embarrassed - / Saturday 5 January 2013 21:56 / United States - South Salem

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

By idiot / Friday 4 January 2013 10:13 / Sweden

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

By WellShit - / Friday 4 January 2013 02:19 / United States - New Richland

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

By Dimples - / Thursday 3 January 2013 11:35 / United States - Sanford