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Sarabellum93's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

By CheeseyPotatoes - / Monday 11 April 2011 13:16 / United States

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

By meowmeow / Tuesday 21 September 2010 04:38 / Australia

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

By sore - / Tuesday 19 April 2011 10:03 / Ireland

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

By rastafarimon - / Sunday 17 April 2011 05:56 / United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

By fmyhabit / Friday 15 April 2011 05:34 / United States