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Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

By Cob - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:03 / United States

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

By dear god help me. / Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:46 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

By swana99 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:39 / United States - Woburn

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

By ven980 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:00 / United States - Muskogee

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

By ugh / Tuesday 3 September 2013 23:53 / United States - Lancaster