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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Santa Claus

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Judgmental

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    43%
  • One more and it's business time

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    16%
  • 50 quality comments

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    46%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    49%
  • 50 favorites

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    34%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    29%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    4%
  • The return of the thumb

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    6%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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Sanchogrim's favorite FMLs

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

By Mofisto - / Sunday 15 February 2009 10:43 / United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 05:56 / United States

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 15 February 2013 01:55 / United States - Portland

Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

By Mmkay1515 - / Tuesday 13 November 2012 03:47 / United States - Plainfield

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:37 / United States