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I love guitar hero, and hate pickles.
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Samreimer's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

By opinaise / Thursday 2 August 2012 13:00 / France - Toulouse
By Telemarket - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:58 / United Kingdom - Glasgow
By iamnotfat - / Friday 6 February 2009 22:14 / United States
By Tashie01 / Sunday 29 April 2012 10:10 / Australia

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML

By Kilimanjaro - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 04:41 / France