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Sammylove29's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - / Friday 21 June 2013 21:00 / United States - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

By purged - / Saturday 8 June 2013 23:43 / United States - Mechanicsville

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

By what the fuck - / Friday 7 June 2013 21:20 / United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 07:10 / United States - Marion

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:11 / United Kingdom - Cambridge