Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
My name is Samantha. I am almost 18, yayy :] I absolutely love laughing it's completely my passion to laugh nonstop :] I apparently have a very contagious laugh and a very sexy voice ;] I am inspired to be a Pastry Chef :] Why Pastry Chef? I'm a very picky eatter. -LOVE potatoes. ;] So cannot really taste all the food I make for Culinary. I do plan on getting a Bachlors Degree in Culinary as well, guess i'll have to suck up eatting some nasty food. =[ I would love to own my own restaurant with my Pastries for Dessert. :] I am told constantly how much of a bitch I am. The best part about it... I LOVE IT! ;] I don't know how to change my pictures into Jpeg format so, I cannot post it. Oh well. :] -Guess I'm not nerdy like most others. ;] BTW I adore saying Oh Man. :]
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Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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