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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    26%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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    10,700%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    18,100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
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  • 50 favorites

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    742%
  • 50 quality comments

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    12%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Samiissatan's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

By / Thursday 27 September 2012 02:29 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 September 2012 11:01 / United States

Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 September 2012 00:26 / United States - Daphne

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

By Display / Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 / France - Paris

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

By red - / Thursday 27 September 2012 11:37 / United States - Portland