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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Safehaven633's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

By anonymous - / Tuesday 9 March 2010 06:43 / Australia

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

By Marjorie - / Friday 13 July 2012 17:08 / Canada - Toronto

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

By pmek / Monday 26 March 2012 09:11 / Australia - Collingwood

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

By bellerz14 / Friday 23 December 2011 02:58 / United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

By queenlatifa101bebe - / Saturday 10 December 2011 02:48 / United States