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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    39%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    24%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Ruyai's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

By KatiRozz1 - / Wednesday 17 April 2013 17:40 / United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

By Snorlax - / Saturday 13 April 2013 04:25 / Australia - Sydney

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

By dating walter white's gf apparently - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:13 / United Kingdom

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon