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Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

By WhyThankYou - / Friday 26 July 2013 05:31 / Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 26 July 2013 00:13 / South Africa

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

By dancekat - / Monday 8 April 2013 09:17 / United States - Puyallup

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

By warp_routine - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:17 / United States