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Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

By lamb-chop / Tuesday 2 December 2008 06:32 / France

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 September 2012 16:51 / United States

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 04:29 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 August 2012 22:21 / France - Paris

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 July 2012 06:40 / United States - Houston