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Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

By idiot says "you raised him" - / Saturday 31 May 2014 21:30 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 19:26 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

By needanotherbed / Wednesday 28 May 2014 14:21 / United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

By N O / Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:47 / Canada - Granton

Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 June 2014 01:02 / United States - Imperial