About Renaee
My life in quotes Chemistry’s the one with the shapes and shit, right? We would like to invite you to no longer live with us. I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions… and less homeless people doodooing everywhere. I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you. I’ll beat your dick off with both hands, let’s go! This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick. When did I get stabbed? That’s awesome! At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book. You have the right to... suck my dick, motherfucker! Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. I'm glad he's single cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
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Renaee's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    29%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    54%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    30%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Renaee's favorite FMLs
By quickfingers100 / Sunday 22 May 2011 09:31 / United Kingdom
By Anonymous / Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:00 / Canada
By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 November 2010 05:48 / United States
By waterdog / Monday 18 April 2011 20:12 / United States
By kingkarnie / Sunday 12 December 2010 01:55 / United States