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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    7%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    54%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    46%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Rein's favorite FMLs

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 July 2011 19:46 / United States

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

By Jukka / Tuesday 19 April 2011 00:48 /

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 February 2011 23:03 / United States

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:59 / United States

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

By notsosmart / Sunday 6 March 2011 11:28 / Australia