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Regann_alexis's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

By sly / Sunday 4 January 2009 03:55 / France

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

By Nearly Crashed - / Monday 27 May 2013 13:42 / United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

By ChangoFett / Sunday 26 May 2013 06:46 / United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

By uglynerd - / Sunday 26 May 2013 00:45 / United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 May 2013 22:47 / United States