About Rcloca
Yes that is my puppy. Now stop stalking me.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 quality comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    0%
  • Judgmental

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    24%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    28%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Rcloca's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

By bob / Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:33 / United States - Fairborn

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

By anonymous - / Wednesday 4 July 2012 14:45 / United States

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML

By wetandnaked - / Monday 9 July 2012 07:06 / United States - San Bernardino

Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:50 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:40 / Canada - Charlottetown