About Rayquaza5000
I love reading FMLs late at night. ;P
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Rayquaza5000's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

By Claire / Saturday 19 January 2013 13:51 / United States - Parkville

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

By lababy - / Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

By ugadawgs09 / Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:32 / United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

By Korisite / Sunday 30 October 2011 05:31 / United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 1 December 2011 03:11 / United States