About Raphanne
Je suis probablement en train de manger du fromage ou de boire du Baileys au moment où vous lisez cette phrase complètement inutile. Jamais les deux en même temps par contre, je vous rassure.
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Raphanne's FML badges
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Perfectionist

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
    0%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    25%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    95%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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Raphanne's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, dans ma classe de maternelle petite section, travail sur le temps qui passe. J'ai 57 ans et je leur explique que je suis vieille par rapport à eux. Un gamin me répond : " Meuh non t'es pas vieille maîtresse… T'es grosse mais t'es pas vieille ! " VDM

By mamie bidon - / Saturday 29 October 2016 12:50 /

Aujourd'hui, mon copain m'a demandé d'organiser une rencontre entre nous deux et nos parents respectifs. Il habite en Islande, je vis au Canada, ses parents vivent en Pologne et les miens au Honduras. VDM

By Disparate - / Sunday 16 October 2016 17:12 / Canada

Aujourd'hui, je suis enceinte de 6 mois, et mon mari est chargé de nous trouver un déguisement pour une fête de halloween. Après un long moment de réflexion, il a enfin trouvé ! Nous allons faire un beau duo en Astérix et Obélix. Devinez qui est Obélix ? VDM

By grossemaman - / Friday 7 October 2016 14:46 / France - Orl?ans

Aujourd'hui, je fais du stop. En Islande, il fait déjà plutôt froid et il pleut beaucoup. Une voiture avec des touristes chinois à l'intérieur s'arrête à ma hauteur. Soulagée, je m'apprête à ouvrir la portière. Ils la verrouillent, me prennent en photo, et s'en vont. VDM

By waitingintherain / Friday 30 September 2016 21:37 / Islande - Reykjav?k

Aujourd'hui, un touriste exaspéré m'a demandé de me pousser, de façon agressive, pour photographier ses enfants devant une fontaine. Mon fils de 4 ans lui a baissé son short, caleçon compris, en criant : "Dispute pas ma maman !" VDM

By Anonyme - / Sunday 21 August 2016 09:01 / France - Vienne